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What are three things you did today?
Spray painted Morgan's delightfully red balls white.Then proceeded to over do it and get white sticky liquid all over my fingers. Which wouldn't come off so I ended up having to use turpentine to get it out. Oh, and I think Morgan mentioned turpentining his balls to get rid of some of the spilled over sticky white stuff.
sexual innuendo? in your endo.
Would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
I would much rather sleep at a friend's. Unfortunately, due to the...'restrictive nature' of my parents, this has only been achieved once. As a side note, this would be a perfect set up for that joke that goes 'why do i have to clean my room? the party's not going to be in my room!' to which the parents would cackle evily to themselves and be all like 'oh but it is!'
Last thing you spent money on?
Bought a few BHP billiton shares. I think I'm going to get into the market by investing in a few blue chip shares to have a stable basis, before going for a few of the more riskier shares when I have the money to spare and the ability to take risks.
Do you believe that love lasts forever?
Father time is undefeated. He will capture everything. That includes love. Don't get me wrong, I'm not those people who run around screaming LOVE IS NONEXISTENT I HATE EVERYONE. before breaking down in a corner rocking back and forth in fetal position. Love can only go on for so long. Death is the ultimate master. Unless of course you possess the hallows. In which case love would last forever. It could even last fivever.
What’s your favorite season of the year?
Autumn. leaves are crunchy wherever you go. temperature is nice and cool. the night arrives earlier = more raves. equinoxes occur. it is one of the top 100 names for girls in the united states. it is considered to be the preferred season of the goddess of learning, Saraswati in Indian mythology. Canadian football is on. and professor wikipedia is amazing.
Do you hate when people call you when you’re sleeping?
Really depends on the person who calls me. Most of the time I won't mind. I'll probably use a few more expletives then normal but don't let that discourage you. It just means that from now on I'll stay up until 3am and call you repeatedly and hang up. Every night. For a year.
Do you talk a lot?
I don't think I do. Perhaps this is my highly inflated ego talking, but I prefer to think that I take a more logical, more thought out approach when talking. Well...serious talking. For serious topics I'll usually stay quiet unless I feel something that needs to be said hasn't been said. On non-serious topics, I don'te even noe whats going to come out of my mouth, nor the frequency at which it will manifest.
What are you looking forward to?
The school gym. Stealing questions off other blog memes are we now?
Are you nice to everyone?
I do try my absolute hardest to be. Actually. Let me rephrase that.I have varying degrees of niceness for people. For those who I've only just met, and who I barely know, I will try my hardest to be nice. Once I feel that the relationship has moved from acquaintance to friend, I either continue being nice or diverge into meanness showing only slight glimpses of niceness. When a person moves from friend to a person I consider a close friend, most likely I will be mean. I'll be caring and nice when you're down or in need, but in normal situations I'll be mean to the extent where I know you'll be able to tolerate it. Once close friend becomes best friend, or extremely extremely close friend, I will rarely ever be mean. Rarely. Still sometimes :P
Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
What the? NO? What if your tongue gets caught in it or some crap and it just rips the whole thing out. Holy shit that's scary. No fucken just no. If a girl has a piercing, apart from like ears, then in my mind it is 'nty'. unless our personalities are extremely good for each other. then i'll tell her to take that shit off.
Last thing you spent money on?
Bought a few BHP billiton shares. I think I'm going to get into the market by investing in a few blue chip shares to have a stable basis, before going for a few of the more riskier shares when I have the money to spare and the ability to take risks.
Do you believe that love lasts forever?
Father time is undefeated. He will capture everything. That includes love. Don't get me wrong, I'm not those people who run around screaming LOVE IS NONEXISTENT I HATE EVERYONE. before breaking down in a corner rocking back and forth in fetal position. Love can only go on for so long. Death is the ultimate master. Unless of course you possess the hallows. In which case love would last forever. It could even last fivever.
What’s your favorite season of the year?
Autumn. leaves are crunchy wherever you go. temperature is nice and cool. the night arrives earlier = more raves. equinoxes occur. it is one of the top 100 names for girls in the united states. it is considered to be the preferred season of the goddess of learning, Saraswati in Indian mythology. Canadian football is on. and professor wikipedia is amazing.
Do you hate when people call you when you’re sleeping?
Really depends on the person who calls me. Most of the time I won't mind. I'll probably use a few more expletives then normal but don't let that discourage you. It just means that from now on I'll stay up until 3am and call you repeatedly and hang up. Every night. For a year.
Do you talk a lot?
I don't think I do. Perhaps this is my highly inflated ego talking, but I prefer to think that I take a more logical, more thought out approach when talking. Well...serious talking. For serious topics I'll usually stay quiet unless I feel something that needs to be said hasn't been said. On non-serious topics, I don'te even noe whats going to come out of my mouth, nor the frequency at which it will manifest.
What are you looking forward to?
The school gym. Stealing questions off other blog memes are we now?
Are you nice to everyone?
I do try my absolute hardest to be. Actually. Let me rephrase that.I have varying degrees of niceness for people. For those who I've only just met, and who I barely know, I will try my hardest to be nice. Once I feel that the relationship has moved from acquaintance to friend, I either continue being nice or diverge into meanness showing only slight glimpses of niceness. When a person moves from friend to a person I consider a close friend, most likely I will be mean. I'll be caring and nice when you're down or in need, but in normal situations I'll be mean to the extent where I know you'll be able to tolerate it. Once close friend becomes best friend, or extremely extremely close friend, I will rarely ever be mean. Rarely. Still sometimes :P
Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
What the? NO? What if your tongue gets caught in it or some crap and it just rips the whole thing out. Holy shit that's scary. No fucken just no. If a girl has a piercing, apart from like ears, then in my mind it is 'nty'. unless our personalities are extremely good for each other. then i'll tell her to take that shit off.
nope? these questions are weird.
Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
Are pigs capable of flying on a normal day in opposite world, or on opposite day in the normal world? I'm disappointed. This meme showed potential. Then it had to ask a stupid question like this. Invariably human's lives will be affected by so many intangibles that relationships are a fluid concept, always changing. In fact, i'd say that the bond of two people is like the aether model. completely transparent, permeates all matter, massless, perfect elasticity (can both bring people together or make people go bye bye from each other) and makes as much sense as ulysses by James Joyce. You should read Joyce's delightful novel.
Oh back on topic. I've moved schools. Of course I am.
Do you get upset over the opposite sex easily?
Very rarely does anything upset me.I can't think of a scenario where any chick could really, REALLY upset me. Well, of course one girl in particular is excluded from this, but the act that would upset me is so grave that I will refrain from even mentioning it.
Ooooh yeah, I can be the mysterious dark horse too.
Do you wish things were better?
Please don't be so general. When the question is general, then my answer will be general. That makes for a general qusetionnaire, leading to general viewers being generally displeased with the generality of my responses which makes me as a blogger as angry as general grevious can get when he's thwarted by general obi-wan kenobi. Generally speaking, that's not a good feeling. General. (fuck da police)
Can you do the alphabet in sign language?
Challenge. Accepted.
Do you wear glasses?
I recently purchased glasses. They have thin frames and are very unhipster. I wanted frameless, but my eyesight is too good and my lenses are too thin for that. Oh well. But, when I wore them, ms. jubilees looked at me weirdly xD
How have you felt today?
School's out! *breaks into high school musical routine*
Have you ever been in a hospital?
Aren't children usually born in a hospital? BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
Have you hugged someone in the past 24 hours?
Mmmmm. Nope. Oh actualyl yes. I hug my computer until I sleep every night.
You receive $ without any reason, what do you spend it on?
Fuck the spending it on. The curiosity of the reason I receive the $ would drive me insane until I find out the reason for finding the money.
Does someone text you goodnight every night?
EVERY NIGHT? at approximately 25c per text over 365 days, that is $91.25 dollars spent on two words (or one word if you look at the question). WHO ON EARTH MAKES THAT KIND OF A COMMITTMENT TO ONE OR TWO WORDS? WHO DOES?
What do you hear?
Cause I hear your true colours shining through. I hear your true colours, and that's why I love you.
Oh wait. whoops that doesn't sound right.
Do you miss anyone?
Mhmm :( That's ok though. GET TO SEE PERSON IN QUESTION TOMORROW :)
What are you craving at the moment?
I'm asian. I think I am craving dog rump with a side of bull penis and some stir fried rice.
Do you remember who you liked 3 months ago?
No brainer. DUH!
Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
I certainly hope so. Otherwise what on earth have I been doing for the past six months O_O
What’s your favorite thing to do in the summer time?
Make an inspirational dance movie about a poor boy who all his life has wanted to dance but never got support. Suddenly I try out for a small production, and i get the LEAD ROLE! THEN I SPEND MY LIFE DANCING AND TRAVELLING THE WORLD.
When was the last time you were scared?
When Ruse only came first by 6% this year in HSC rankings. LOLJKS I'm not an obssessive noob.
Can you be single and happy?
Hmmm. Good question. You know, I thought long and hard about this question. Staring at the computer screen for over 20 minutes just thinking about single life. After casting my mind back, I think that I have been single and happy, but I no longer am able to. I vaguely recall being single AND happy at the same time. I must've been around one year old in preschool and I was content to simply play blocks you know? But after the day to day life of generally playing with cards and toys, I felt empty inside you know? I felt like....there was a hole in my heart, like there was just this pinprick of a hole. But even though it was a small hole, I felt the pain. Every breath I took, and with every heart beat, I felt an overwhelming pain , a pain that engulfed me, that made me look at myself and made me look at the shallow child I was. That's when I went out and found myself a woman and BAM. No longer able to be single and happy :(
What are you craving at the moment?
I'm asian. I think I am craving dog rump with a side of bull penis and some stir fried rice.
Do you remember who you liked 3 months ago?
No brainer. DUH!
Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
I certainly hope so. Otherwise what on earth have I been doing for the past six months O_O
What’s your favorite thing to do in the summer time?
Make an inspirational dance movie about a poor boy who all his life has wanted to dance but never got support. Suddenly I try out for a small production, and i get the LEAD ROLE! THEN I SPEND MY LIFE DANCING AND TRAVELLING THE WORLD.
When was the last time you were scared?
When Ruse only came first by 6% this year in HSC rankings. LOLJKS I'm not an obssessive noob.
Can you be single and happy?
Hmmm. Good question. You know, I thought long and hard about this question. Staring at the computer screen for over 20 minutes just thinking about single life. After casting my mind back, I think that I have been single and happy, but I no longer am able to. I vaguely recall being single AND happy at the same time. I must've been around one year old in preschool and I was content to simply play blocks you know? But after the day to day life of generally playing with cards and toys, I felt empty inside you know? I felt like....there was a hole in my heart, like there was just this pinprick of a hole. But even though it was a small hole, I felt the pain. Every breath I took, and with every heart beat, I felt an overwhelming pain , a pain that engulfed me, that made me look at myself and made me look at the shallow child I was. That's when I went out and found myself a woman and BAM. No longer able to be single and happy :(
Whose bed did you last sleep in other then your own?
Your mums. OHHHHHHHHHH. Actually no, i'll retract that. It really was just too easy. Umm I really have no idea.
Does anyone know your password besides you?
Passwords are your identity. Give them to other people and you will regret it. Lol that being said the master of Jubilees knows one of my passwords (I alternate between two). Internet security at its best ;)/
Look around your room, is there anything that brings back memories?
Yeah my yellow fitzpatrick. I remember ruse orientation when I was still in year 10, i went to the library, and the librarian hands it to me, tells me to do some questions over the holidays and calls out 'NEXT'.
Are you happy?
I think that there is too much sadness in this world. I am always in a state of happiness.
Will this weekend be a good one?
If by weekend you mean friday and saturday, then yes. Exceedingly good.
Has anyone told you “Forever and Always” then left?
Thats a bit of a dick move. I would almost never say something like that unless I was absolutely sure that it was 'forever and always'. What kind of dickhead just says something like that willy nilly. dick move.
Who do you sit next to in science?
Biology, my bag
Physics, i sit at a table with people, but usually i'll be with my bag
Chemistry....depends. Our table changes seats a lot. Sun, Austin, David have all sat next to me. If all else fails, my ever faithful bag will be there.
Yeah, forever alone. I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING IT.
Who was the last person you watched a movie with?
Yet another question stolen. Yet another question I will leave unanswered.
How many kids do you want to have?
If I had around 500 to 1000, I could train my own mini army and start my own little nation on an island somewhere. WE can all dream. Of course, this quantity might be slightly...err....overdemanding? of my partner. So i think that I'll settle for 2 and make sure that they both become supergeniuses and amazing basketball players.
What do you want to get tattooed?
Nadim had a pretty cool tattoo in chem. It said I love human rights. That would be a rad tattoo to have. (and yes i did say rad)
Last girls house you slept at?
STUD ALERT STUD ALERT. THE OWNER OF THIS MEME IS A STUD. WOOHOOO.
Who with?
In my deepest fantasies? Mr. Darcy. OH how I love everything about him.
What are you doing tomorrow night?
hugging my computer. pay attention.
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